For those who have not read this before. Enjoy..
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The
chicken wanted CHANGE!
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because it recognized the need
to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other
side of the road.
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken cross the
road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from
Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it
deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is
either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
LEE KUAN YEW:
We have installed crossing lights at all traffic junctions. All chickens
should follow instructions while crossing the road.
Gantry points have been set up. All chickens wanting to cross the road
are advised to top up their cash cards first.
What chickens? I don't know any chickens... especially those from
We have to be fair to all chickens. Some want to cross over the road,
some do not. ........ Zzzzzz .......zzzzzz ........ Now what were we
talking about? Ah yes, chickens. We will form a Royal Commission to
decide whether it is right for them to cross the road.
Now even non-bumi chickens want to cross the road! How can they
disrespect and disregard apa nama bumi chickens? We must be allowed to
cross over first. It is our special privilege and no one can challenge
We have enough chickens waiting to cross over in September.
All foreign chickens are welcome in Malaysia but they must not cross over
the road within 50km of the border. (on foreigners buying Petrol)
Note, this was updated at the end of September 2008 by http://grouchydays.blogspot.com/
Why cross there. They should come over, because we are rebranding MIC. MIC needs lot more young chicks, I mean, chickens to help the Indian society.
Whatever decision the chickens make is for the good of the country. I leave it to the PM to decide when the chicken should cross the road. I hope all the BN members will support the decision made my the chickes on the crossing.
I will decide when the times comes about these chickents. You can keep on guessing. I know when is the right time for the chickens to cross.
It is up to, apanama, chickens to cross. Why the must the leadership decide whether the chicken should cross or not? Only time the chicken can cross the road peacefully is when the current PM resigns.
We have enough chickens waiting to cross over in September. Shit, its end of September already. We need to have a special sessions in parliment to allow the chickens to cross over.
And last but not least:
I pray and wish that all you chickens will cross the road successfully. I will try and lobby support from as many leaders as possible from this nice safe abode where I am now.
Waythamoorthy, London, UK.